- According to some dictionary bitch slap is :(Slang) to strike (someone) with one's open hand.
- According to wiktionary bitch slap is : (slang, vulgar, transitive) To slap someone powerfully in the face, meant to assert dominance or control over the receiver; to deliver a bitch slap to.
- According to me bitch slap : to slap some sense into a someone . therefore bitch slapping is the act of slapping some sense into idiotic people.
- ''bitch'' can refer to either men or women.
- A bitch slap is delivered with a flourish ,nonetheless, the blow is firm and may involve an open forhand or backhand.
HOW TO BITCH SLAP
- Pull your arm back and down like your about to swing a bat.
- Open your hand as if your about to high five someone.
- Swing your hand targeting the cheek on the same side as your raised hand
- Enjoy the moment of astonishment and the pain on their face.
- Move a couple of steps back as a bitch slap is often replied by a bitch slap.
REASONS TO BITCH SLAP
1. When they wont stop complaining about the same stuff yet they do nothing about it. slap some shut your mouth into them
2. When they wont stop nagging you about stupid shit . slap that bitch
3. They ate the last piece of cake that you'd be saving for the last three days? hell yah! slap that bitch
4. When they say you look fat. wtf!
slap a bitch
5. They just called your best friend something really mean? please slap that bitch
6. When they are all up in your business and poking their noses where they don't belong. slap the shyt out of that bitch
7. When your trying to watch the game on telly and they wont shut up. do me the honor of slapping that bitch
8. Spilled your drink and they dont apologize? you know what to do
9.When they go into panic mode. it is medically acceptable to slap the bitch back to her senses
10. When you have both agreed to a slap off or a slap-a-thon. may the best bitch win.
No comments:
Post a Comment