I aint getting any better at this

Hey everyone ,so JO thats (J and O she hates it wen people call her JO) and KT were mad at me coz I forgot to mention them last week. So say hi to JO and KT everyone. JO ( who is giving me some weird look) is such an attention seeker but the funniest thing is that KT and I are her only friends :-> (cling much). Still she is the sweetest person I know , a lil' crazy but sweet. KT is the sane one (more like pain in the ass) but we love him. Keeps us out of trouble like that time JO and I stole (oops meant borrowed ) Mama Boi's rabbits :-D. Damn! Was that mama mad. But KT managed to return them without us getting into trouble. We do everything together and I mean EVERYTHING.

 Sometimes its kind of irritating but I don't know what I'd do without them. they have this terrible habit of hiding whenever somene else is around so most of the time people think am talking to myself. So thats all about KT and JO now hopefully they'll stop nagging.

well, ave been seeing shocking stuff in the news lately. it involves goats ,cows and dogs. i happen to have a couple of theories as to why there has been a rise in the rate of bestiality. (yes its bestiality and not beastiality)
1. Curiosity?
    Yes ,am going to blame it on curiosity . we all know what it did to
 the cat. so a guy looks at his cow and thinks damn! I wonder how it feels to ______ a cow ,why not try it out? next time don't get caught genius.

2.Competition /fame
    so some guy heard that the guys from the county that shall not be named are in the news for ______ cows. we can do that too. instant fame!
poor cows caught in between the county rivalry.

3.Animals have become more humane than people.
   its true dogs adopting Monkeys and saving babies while people are killing each other for no good reason. guess guys are deciding they'd rather just date a dog than people.

4.People have just gone crazy AF and they are taking out on the poor animals
 that basically explains itself. The world has gone mad.

but people please leave the animals alone. if no one wants you why do you think an poor animal would?